Sunday, 31 August 2014

RSPCA (Australian ad) 1988





I just love this song, being an animal lover, I just had to share the Australian RSPCA  ad with the tune. I just love the Wombat at the end. I did not know that the original song had an class system content, how very unChristian is that. Our home is not far off being an animal sanctuary. We have 4 lovely cats a dog a new Canary (hope to find him a girl friend soon too) a guinea pig and 6 chooks.
We feed all the wild birds, and Tolstoy my Norwegian Forrest cat has made friends with an elderly Magpie. He lets Mr Magpie share his food. They just sit on the back porch and enjoy each others company. We feel so blessed to have all these lovely fur and feather babies in our lives and a lovely garden to share with them.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_Things_Bright_and_Beautiful


Thursday, 28 August 2014

British Humour Is Different





 

 

 
                                    BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT
 
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:

 
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES

1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour’s dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY
!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.

Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

**** And the WINNER is... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.

Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

Statement of the Century
 
Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly.
 "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"
 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Children Are Quick

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TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's..
Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH
 
Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

Monday, 18 August 2014

Susan Boyle: make me a channel of your peace



Living on Planet Alex LOL, I had never heard this song until last weekend. I don't know who was singing the song when I heard it. But Susan Boyle has the voice of an angel I have been wanting to share this song from the first moment that I heard it.

Wednesday, 13 August 2014

Back from my Trance Mediumship course

Hi folks, I am back from my Trance Mediumship course. It was very interesting and also a eventful time for me too. I had on hell of an"event" that gave me a hell of a shock when I was there.

I am at this stage a little unsure, if I wish to go down a particular path right now due to my rather spooky happening. Spirit had to show me something and let a particular entity come into my body.
it was most unpleasant and I hope to god that I never have this happen again. Let's just say, at this stage it was a multi dimensional entity. This creep also manifested in my motel room that night too.
I did not sleep very well either due to this.

I did remove this uninvited creep, I am glad to say. This served me as a warning to avoid a particular area of research that I have been looking at. I intend to avoid the research area and focus on where my heart lies instead. That being animals and human spirituality.

I sure don't need to be told twice on this stuff, lol. Point dually noted spirit, so please don't scare the hell out of me like this again. I also do not recommend people channel due to the fact that the "beings" that communicate with us are not what  or who they say they are. During the past few months I have come across many different sources to back up what I am saying. Including things that I have been involved in with friends and so called teachers of spirit communication.

I have walked away from much of what I had taken to be truth. Due to it being exposed as evil and manipulative beings, taking advantage of good people and turning their lives up side down. To witness the pain and suffering involved has left me with a firm mistrust of discarnate beings and some so called spiritual teachers. Please don't get me wrong here. There are many good teachers of spiritual wisdom and knowledge. But there are some that are misled or misguided. The golden rule is always to check your source of information. When that source is a spirit being, one must be extra cautious. There are many tricksters out there in astral.

Listen to sound advice and leave well alone. I say this in the interests of public safety. Not all "unseen" beings are spirits by the way. Inter dimensional beings are as real as you and me. They just exist in a different time line and dimension.  Some of these beings are downright evil or nasty. They manipulate the well intentioned and naïve amongst us. You will not be even able to tell the difference between them and a genuine spirit at times. The difference being the Inter-dimensionals are using technology to deceive us.  To understand this I recommend reading up about Archons, John L Lash has plenty to say on the internet and in books on the subject. Also on You Tube. so if you are interested in any of this I strongly suggest you read all of his work. He is very highly respected in this field. I tend to look out the best of the best to share with my readers. Like I always say. All I do is point out what I find and share it. But I do try to find out who has the best work to share. It narrows your reading down a little. Once you get the hang of the subject matter you will read other things and draw your own conclusions. Happy reading peeps.



Pregnant at 71 joke


 
 
A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the young doctor was writing on his clipboard. "What's the matter with you?" the older doctor demanded. "Mrs. Terry is 71 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?" The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said, 

"Does she still have the hiccups?"

 

Tuesday, 5 August 2014

Alex is not available this weekend, 8th Aug to 11th Aug 2014.

Hi Everyone

Just a quick note to let everyone know that I will not be available for readings from Friday 8th August 2014 to Monday 11th August 2014.

I will be studying physical mediumship over the weekend. Not normally the sort of mediumship that I am into, but upstairs have got me doing this, lol. I have put off doing this for years, and I have never been too comfortable with physical and trance work. But I just have to man up and deal with it lol.

When upstairs wants us to do something, the bang on until we go, OK I'll do it. Free will huh!
I will let you know how I go when I get back and get back to "noramal"......yeh right what's normal for me? A house full of strong willed humans, a strong willed Jack Russell and 4 cats, 6 chooks and a guinea pig, that shouts at me when I go to her deluxe little house.

I am going to be travelling for 5 hours to get to the venue with a pack of other psychics. God I can just imagine what it will be like, LOL. Sure will make for a fun weekend all the same.

And on that note I shall take my leave. Remember don't be good, there is no fun in that!




Life is not meant to be so serious all the time, just enjoy the fun times. You don't have to be goodie goodie all the time. Laugh lots, and hopefully don't pee yourself. :P

C U L8R

Monday, 4 August 2014

Dusseldorf!! joke

Davie and Chas were a couple of drinking pals who worked as aircraft mechanics at Glasgow Airport. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Davie said, "Jeez, I wish we had something to drink!".
Chas says, "Me as weel. Y'ken, I've heard ye can swallie jet fuel and get a buzz. Ye gonnae try it?
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high-octane hootch and get completely smashed.
The next morning Davie wakes up and is surp...rised at how good he
feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. nothing! Then the phone rings...It's Chas.
Chas says, "Hey, how do you feel this mornin'?"
Davie says, "Brilliant! Whit aboot yerself?"
Chas says, "I feel great, too. Do ye have a sair heid?"
Davie says, "Naw, that jet fuel is great stuff - nae hangover,
nothin'. We need tae drink this stuff insteed o' Smirnoff."
"Aye! But there's just one thing..."
"Whit's that?".
"Have ye farted yet?"
"Naw..."
"Well, DINNAE, 'cause I'm in Dusseldorf