Tuesday, 31 May 2011

Aussie Joke: Hell 2011

John Howard, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.




While there, they see a red phone and ask what the phone is for? The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.



Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him the cost is a million dollars - soPutin pays the devil.



Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her, the cost is 6 million dollars - so she pays the devil.

Finally John Howard gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Howard got to call Australia so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies: "Since Julia Gillard took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."





















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Monday, 30 May 2011

Joke: Aussie Humor


A bogan walked into the centerlink office, marched straight up to the

counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really

rather have a job."



The worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.



We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur

and bodyguard for his beautiful 30 year old daughter.



You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your

clothes.



Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to

escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to

satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above

the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year."



The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"



The Centerlink worker said, "Yeah, well . . . you started it."

Sunday, 29 May 2011

TEPCO now admits that three Fukushima reactors have melted, large holes present in containment vessels

http://www.naturalnews.com/032537_Fukushima_meltdown.html

I put this on FB the day this happened and, drew flack. I was told I didn't know what I was talking about. Oh, Yeah? I may know nothing about anything for that matter, but when Spirit tells me something I listen, and I keep written notes to prove my point, all dated and time noted.


NOTE:

No body wants to be right about these things. I just put my faith in God and the "beings of Light ",that pass information on to me. All knowledge has to be 100% truth and "In the Light" before I accept it.

The Dark forces have access to the same knowledge but, will manipulate the truth to suit their agenda. That Is why we must always ask for all knowledge to be in "the Light" and 100% truth.

When I do any sort of readings or direct Spirit communication.,  I always ask for the highest source of knowledge in the Universe that is available to my higher self. And then to bring that knowledge through to my conscious self, for that knowledge to be in the Light and  100% truth. I then say,  thank you and God bless you.

I then feel a surge of energy come through me and the information is provided. It is Important to thank our Spirit guides for this help and guidance. Respect for these wonderful beings is important, they are here to help us, through pure love for Humanity and God. They are all loving, compassionate and non judgemental. Many of these beings have never incarnated on Earth. Some of them are to stay in the Spiritual realms to stand guard over us and bring healing energy to Humanity.

Friday, 27 May 2011

Looking like my Mother!

Two nights ago I was sitting watching TV with my husband when, he suddenly looked up at me and said,
"OMG, You look like your Mother".  They never exactly hit it off so to speak.
My Mother has been dead for 12 years by the way. I didn't take it as a complement as you can imagine.

Last night he said to me,"Remember how I said you looked like your Mother, well I figured it  out".
Dreading to hear what he had to say next, I stupidly said "What?"

He then told me he saw her face over the top of mine. That is not unusual for Clairvoyants or any one with the ability to tune into Spirit to do this. It is not the first time it has happened to me either.
I am glad he told me though, lol. I was rather put out by his comment. Plenty jokes will come from that I can assure you.
Getting back to the subject of Spirit though. Sometimes when I am doing readings, involving Mediumship, Spirit will do this. An example of this is, last year on a visit to see my Father for his Birthday, He was surprised to see his Sister's face over mine. I told him that my Mum, Both his parents, and his sister were there to say Happy Birthday to him. Spirit beings are amazing and wonderful.
When it comes to family occasions, you can be sure that your loved ones in the Spirit world will pop in to say hello. It is out of pure unconditional love that they drop in to visit.

Photographs can also capture this phenomenon too by the way. You can google images of spirit photos and get a look at them. Perhaps you have photos at home that contain spirit images or spirit "orbs." These are important photos to prove  to you the love of your loved ones on the other side of the veil of consciousness. They are still the same as you remember them too. Personality etc,  how else would you recognise them otherwise when they contact you. Just know that this love for you is real, pure  and unconditional love is all that matters, everything else is illusion.

Thursday, 26 May 2011

Joke: New Camera

I'm having a great day...


I just scored a brand new, top of the range, Nikon camera absolutely free.

I was down at Circular Quay and was just passing the time of day. I was about to go when a Japanese family approached. The male member of the family asked me if I would mind taking a photograph of them and handed me his camera.

They lined up as a group with the Opera House as a backdrop, and were all smiling at the camera. Just as I was about to click the button I shouted to them, " WAVE ".

And then they all took off, rushed straight past me, and I never saw them again''



Joke: The Cemetery

I went to the Cemetery yesterday and there were 4 Pall Bearers walking around with a coffin.
3 hours later they were still walking around with the coffin.
I thought to myself, "These bastards have lost the plot."

Did you hear about Karl Marx's Grave?
It turned out to be just another communist plot.

Tuesday, 17 May 2011

Joke: Colonoscopy





Dr’s Visit for a colonoscopy ?

I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam.

His new blond nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room

And told me to get undressed and have a seat

Until the doctor could see me
She said that he would only be a few minutes.
After putting on the gown that she gave me

I sat down. While waiting I observed

That there were three items on a stand

Next to the exam table:
A Tube of K-Y jelly, A rubber glove And a beer .
When the doctor finally came in I said,

"Look Doc, I'm a little confused

This is my first exam ..

I know what the K-Y is for

And I know what the glove is for,
But can you tell me what the BEER is for?
At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the

door



He flung the door open and yelled to his new nurse .. ... .. . .
Darn it Evelyn !!!

I said a BUTT LIGHT "

Joke: A Scot in Havana

A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his own business when a man with a large black beard walks in.


The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves him, the man drinks the whisky Then starts walking out the door.

The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?" The man says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army." The bartendersays, "Alright then" and the man leaves.



A few minutes later another man with a large black beard walks in.

The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves him, the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door.

The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?" The man says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army." The bartender says "Alright then" and the man leaves.



The Scotsman gets an idea and walks up to the bar and orders a shot of whisky.

He drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door. The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?" The Scotsman says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army." The bartender says, "Hey where is your big black beard?" The Scotsman thinks quickly. He lifts his Kilt and says, "Secret Service!"

Sunday, 15 May 2011

The Mysterious Connection Between Sirius and Human History | Secret Arcana

The Mysterious Connection Between Sirius and Human History Secret Arcana
This is an interesting article. I have read about this star over the years myself. Will we find the answers in our part of time I wonder. We may not be ready to find the answers yet, but hey we live in hope.


Enjoy

Wednesday, 4 May 2011

Meat Glue?

http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2011/05/04/has-your-meat-been-glued-together--why-you-need-to-know-and-avoid-this-dangerous-process.aspx

Pacific Radiation Levels Keep Rising

http://www.presstv.ir/detail/178145.html

Where does this leave us? Poop Creek here we come!

Parents Revolt at Radiation Levels in Fukushima

http://m.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/may/02/parents-revolt-radiation-levels?cat=world&type=article

I did warn about this on the day and people laughed at me. Educating the masses is just casting pearls before swine. Only read these posts if you are an independent thinker. These posts are only here to invite people to think for themselves. No one can force you to think for yourself, only you the individual can do that.

Meat Glue?

http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2011/05/04/has-your-meat-been-glued-together--why-you-need-to-know-and-avoid-this-dangerous-process.aspx

Tuesday, 3 May 2011

Osama bin Laden’s Second Death by Paul Craig Roberts

Osama bin Laden’s Second Death by Paul Craig Roberts


No shit Sherlock! He's been dead for years lol. It doesn't take a psychic to work this out. There will be a false flag attack soon mark my words it will make 9/11 small scale. It will not be done by who they say did it. Do the homework people.

We have another 3 years of shit to get through. You need a strong faith in God and no, NOT via a church these people are in this crap up to their necks as time will soon reveal. As I said before it is a fight for the souls of man, between God and the forces of darkness.

Australia is about to dump MS Gillard this winter.  Australia will have some civil unrest to contend with  shortly the military and the police will need to jump on this immediately to prevent this getting out of control.

Monday, 2 May 2011

Apple Lied: Filed Patent for Mobile Device Tracking

Apple Lied: Filed Patent for Mobile Device Tracking


Makes me glad I am behinde the times with technology.

EX-RAD The new wonder drug

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2011/03/16/ex-rad-militarys-radiation-wonder-drug/

Funny how this comes into the news just when the Bin Laden crap goes to air. Just hold this thought for a mo. This drug is getting approval as we speak. What are the chances of Big Pharma faking the test results. Like that hasn't been done before lol. Next comes a Nuke from "no where".  The troops will be given this drug as panic sets in. I bet you there are horrible side effects that they don't tell the troops about. How many will die from this or have medical injury. These are young men, kids really.

Then we have the Whitehouse keeping on upping the fear factor.( Enough rope and you guys will hang yourselves).
Now remember also that we have been told of missing nukes from around the world. Hmmm. These things are tightly controlled are they not. So if it did happen,only people on the inside could do it, right.
These nuclear weapons and what other stuff they have hidden over the space of 10 years or more will suddenly appear. It is highly unlikely that any middle eastern thugs would have the ability or even the opportunity to nick any of this stuff let alone know how to use it. We are talking government agents. I won't name any countries in particular, but I am sure you folks can put two and two together and come up with four, right.

This is Humanities worst nightmare in the making. Now we will have the US government putting the fear of Christ into all of us. From a Satanic point of view, fear is a negative energy, that is needed. Harness the power  of this energy and aim it at Humanity along with a blood sacrifice (which means many deaths) this is potent in Black magic or Satanism. They Have no power unless they use both of these factors in conjunction with what ever they (the Forces of Darkness) are going to do. Time is also an important factor and dates.  Think Pagan rituals used in a negative way, May 1st is Beltane just in case you don't know.
I, in no way am putting down Pagans, merely saying to use a similar sort of ritual but in a bad way in order to get the desired result. Most Pagans are good living people that love nature and Humanity.

People need to be aware of what is planned for all of us. Forget our differences of race, religion or whatever. We are "all" children of God, pure and simple as that. These Evil doers are out to kill of as many of us as they can. If you laugh this off now. I can guarantee you won't be for much longer. You DO NOT have a lot of time on your side people, this is all of us fighting  for survival. We will win  the battle against Humanity and God, but the question is how long do you guys want it to take, to waken up to what is going on. Think about the generations to come when they ask "What did  you do to stop this?"

Nostradamus looks right on the money. But he might just be giving us a warning that might be circumvented. I do recommend people going into both Dr Louis Turi and Montague Keen's websites often to keep up on what is happening from a spiritual perspective. It might help to waken some of you from the Satanic slumber over us. 

The latest message from Montague Keen is in today's list of posts. I do urge people to read all of his messages. As for Dr Turi go to his myspace page or his web page www.drturi.com

Most importantly do not give away your Civil or Human rights to any one. Do not be taken in by fear mongering. When your rights are gone , they are gone!

Osama Bin Laden Dead?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/05/02/3205331.htm?section=justin
Yeh, but how long ago was it. This smells of 100% BS folks. This is in the process of being fabricated. Don't fall for it.