Thursday, 28 August 2014

British Humour Is Different





 

 

 
                                    BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT
 
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:

 
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES

1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour’s dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY
!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.

Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

**** And the WINNER is... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.

Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

Statement of the Century
 
Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly.
 "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"
 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Children Are Quick

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TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's..
Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH
 
Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

Wednesday, 20 August 2014

Babies deemed 'threat to the environment' by population control freaks - NaturalNews.com

Babies deemed 'threat to the environment' by population control freaks - NaturalNews.com


How revoltingly evil is this person, to suggest such a thing. This is straight out of the Satanic eugenicist manifesto. The reason that thare are so many people here on this earth from a spiritual perspective is. These souls came here to experience the "Nano-Second" that being from 1986 to 2012. This will not happen again for one million years, according to Wes Penre. To be painfully honest, I can only take his word for it, but spirit takes the responsibility of human survival very seriously. All of us are here for a reason, just look at the state of the world right now, we all bear witness to what takes place right now. This is also on our akashic records for that purpose, so that spirit can pinpoint at a particular time line what is happening.


The world population will drop later, but for various reasons. Infertility, poor diet, pollution etc, due to the toxic foods on the planet just now infertility is on the rise. This is no accident. It is planned depopulation. Just take a look at the Georgia guide stones in the USA. It spells it out in cold hard stone the plans of the NWO for humanity. This is pure evil.  it is well under way and cannot be stopped. Who the hell gives these damaged nutcases the right to play God? Only Spirit/God has the say as to what should or should not happen on earth. These evil doers have very dark egos.

Tuesday, 19 August 2014

Earth has underground water discovered towards earths core.



http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn25723-massive-ocean-discovered-towards-earths-core.html#.U_KL-lLlqzc


There are many underground lakes oceans etc all over the planet. you need to look through old news items and ancient records. This planet will not dry up. Sure some areas will for a period of time and then thousands of years later become green and lush again. Everything goes in cycles. Sure we must not pollute the earth and care for the planet or we will do great damage. The planet will always survive though and all life will survive in some form. It is God's will. Earth is a living library after all.


I had a dream last night about this and I was telling people there are 5 such lakes and oceans. I have obviously remembered reading about this on the net ages ago. I have posted about this ages ago too.




http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/8818000/Antarctic-underground-lake-could-hold-secrets-of-Earths-past.html


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Vostok


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2290159/Has-Russia-new-form-life-underground-antarctic-lake.html






http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-17775211

Monday, 18 August 2014

Susan Boyle: make me a channel of your peace



Living on Planet Alex LOL, I had never heard this song until last weekend. I don't know who was singing the song when I heard it. But Susan Boyle has the voice of an angel I have been wanting to share this song from the first moment that I heard it.

Saturday, 16 August 2014

Sinéad O'Connor - She moved through the Fair - Sult 1997



I love this song, Sinead O'Conner is brilliant at this. I love her doing Celtic songs. What a powerful voice she has. One cannot help being stirred by this song. One of my favourites I must admit.

528Hz DNA Frequency - UNLOCK Your Codons!!!



I heard this at the course I was doing and wanted to share it with my readers.

I had the most interesting weekend at Leura. But there was a frightening moment to, when in trance.
Physical mediumship brought in a nasty visitor for me.

LOL Remember Spraying me With That Water Bottle?

KUBE 93 Seattle's photo.